Thursday, September 4, 2008

The week that was

1. Mamata Banerjee, thanks to Ratan Tata's masterstroke, has been bought to a crossroad where every step she takes will draw her only flak. If she backs down, they'll criticize her for not standing for her beliefs. If she doesn't, they'll blame her of being too rigid. I am not too envious of her position right now.

2. Andrew Symonds has been sent back to Australia from a tour for disciplinarian reasons. Monkey face ha.ha.ha Monkey face ha.ha.ha. (Yes, go ahead. Discipline me.)

3. Who-so-ever advised/ approved/ decided/ agreeed for the price of the iPhone 3G (umm.. 30G?) to be Rs. 31,000 and Rs. 36,000 must be the biggest group of dimwits in India. What on earth were those buggers doing when they were teaching demand-supply back in FYJC Economics man? Or are their types the result of taking engineering background students for MBAs? I mean Vodafone and Airtel are gonna fall flat on their face. You get the same shit for 9 grand abroad. Import it from there, and you'll get four for the same cost. Papa, Mumma, Chunnu, Munnu. Sab ke liye ek!

4. Is it just funny that after so much maggajmari over the nuclear deal, its in jeopardy, again, thanks to some leaked documents?.


P.S: The gray market cost of the iPhone in Bombay is 20 grand ;)

P.P.S: I mean come on guys, when you have Himesh Reshammiya crooning "Hurry Home.. Hurry Home.. Hurry Home Home... Hurry Home. Hurry Home. Hurry Home.." at the top of that nasal voice of his, how much more honest do you want him to be?

P.P.P.S: Monkey face ha.ha.ha! :p

4 comments:

Mudra said...

I thought of Hurry Home too!! A week back! I sue you for copyright infringement :P

Good stuff, the rest of it. You sound more cynical than usual, though.

Shrey said...

Lol.. GMTA, Mudra, GMTA!! and more cynical or just more critical?

Mohit Sureka said...

we all juat love hatin the monkey ;) i actually wanted him to tour india !!

Shrey said...

Ekdum.. Infact I so wish he had done all his fancy langur-giri under Gangulys captaincy. Then fun would've come :D